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court. we'll be checking in with san francisco city attorney dennis herrera. he has been -- >> on the forefront. >> stephanie: in the trenches the whole time on this marriage equality issue. big show. big show today! by the way speaking of big shows, sexy liberal chicago looking at my flights -- booking my flight yesterday. on its way to sellout. hal sparks, john fuglesang and i at the chicago theatre april 13. oh and rocky mountain mike reminds us what airline i will be flying because if you tuned in my flight back from tucson tucson -- >> horny middle-aged woman. [ laughter ] >> how is that working out? >> stephanie: this is my experience lately. straight men and women when you tell them you're gay they take that as a challenge -- >> to move in on your mouth. >> stephanie: to ask -- she leaned in on the flight and said may i kiss you? like she was offering a mint. i was like no. no, no no. thank you. no, thank you. i was a very pommite chipmunk -- i was a very polite chipmunk. would you like my peanuts? >> no. >> did she take no as an answer the first time? >> stephanie
in the words of my friend dennis rodman don't hate me just don't hate me. i'm jamal simmons this is the "bill press show," have a good day. >> guess what, don't hate me guess what don't hate me. ♪ >> announcer: this is the "bill press show." [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello tv world. happy monday morning. eric boehlert from media matters coming up. john fuglesang, sexy liberal and melissa fitzgerald, actress jacki, the third member of our truffle. hot brie. she, jim, is sleeping at my house. >> oh, really? >> do tell. >> stephanie: i know you picture naked pillow fights and all. guess what we did. we watched the replay of "meet the press" and talked [ bleep ] about david gregory. that's what we did. >> you're a little too scandalous today. that's what political geeks do. that was our naughty slumber party. >> she had just flown in from d.c. if i'm not mistaken. >> she's moving to my hood! >> i've lost her to you. you have greater negotiating skills than i do. she moved out of my neighborhood and into yours. >> stephanie: you lost the turf war. >> seriously. >> ste
was talking about. i love them. they are really good shirts. wow, we chose to talk to dennis miller. he explained while campaign life was exciting -- oh not as exciting as it was for us. he is fine being outside what he called the bubble. so now he's back in the real world, has that cart with the one wheel that goes the wrong way. don't you hate when you get that cart -- shut up, you have never been in a supermarket ever! here is mittens. >> i am very concerned about the country, i have to be honest dennis. i'm still concerned about the country and keep looking for the most effective way for me to get the country on a course of remaining strong and powerful in terms of our values military our soft power, our economy. the america people need a strong america. so i'm going to keep finding ways to keep america as strong and vibrant as possible. but that's the frustration with losing. which is i don't have the incite that i could have obviously, if i won that election. >> stephanie: thank you captain obvious. >> he is the chairman of his son's corporation. you are really searc
. >> stephanie: stop looking at smoke. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ] dennis rodman is on it. >> oh, thank god. >> fresh from his summit in north korea. >> that worked out so well. they declared war against us. >> stephanie: shut the front door. really? is setting his sights on fixing the pesky problems plaguing the church. rodman is jetting to rome. that's the funniest part, rodman has people in rome. okay. have been in touch with the vatican and they're trying to arrange a sit-down with whoever the next guy is. dennis said i want to be anywhere in the world that i'm needed. you're not needed anywhere but thanks for -- why is he suddenly -- >> first of all -- >> he pops up like jimmy carter. >> stephanie: so random. >> hal: i'm 100% fine with that. exporting weird is one of our untapped resources. we have a lot of interesting weird individuals in this country. >> stephanie: it is just weird. [ applause ] >> hal: they were watching the harlem globetrotters. that's where dennis rodman and kim jong-un were watching the harlem globetrotters together. >> stephanie: hal sparks, funniest teenager in
elizabeth did not choose me? why not? >> oh god if she chose dennis miller. >> oh. >> stephanie: let us know and we'll plug it when it's on. this is today's oh [ censor bleep ] i just shot myself news. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: a lot of times gun control they make the case for us. a man accidentally shot himself when he was trying to teach his girlfriend how to handle a gun. which if you think about it, jim, that is a really good gun-safety course. honey do not do this whatever you do. >> oh son of a bitch! ♪ i just [ censor bleep ] shot myself, i just [ censor bleep ] shot myself ♪ ♪ i just [ censor bleep ] shot myself ♪ >> the first rule of gun safety is don't have it loaded when you are teaching somebody. >> yeah. >> see this? do not do that. >> do not do that. >> stephanie: margaret in texas. welcome. >> caller: hello. hi. well, i wasn't going to start with this, but y'all were talking about the second coming of his majesty the great mitt. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: and, you know, i heard the 47% thing when it first came out on tv
awesome. yeah exactly. in another edition of wow is that random. dennis rodman as you know went to north korea, and now -- isn't he at the vatican waiting to meet the new pope. he says he will go wherever he is needed. he is needed anywhere as i pointed out. >> clearly things are not going well with north korea now, so i'm really curious, what did you do -- i can imagine him getting all chummy with him -- >> yeah, john kerry on the phone with you. >> what is going to happen at the vatican now? >> stephanie: yeah. steven segal is hanging without with vladimir putin. >> oh. >> stephanie: last august putin a joan judo enthusest honored segal at a mixed martial arts tournament. [ laughter ] >> wow. >> stephanie: must we send our most random -- >> yeah -- >> random b -- >> that's not even b -- >> right. c. >> stephanie: we need a second tody gust that. >> yes. >> stephanie: bark with the remaining moments of kelly carlin live in studio. >> hello. here is something we hope you really like. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ honest. i think the audience get
into being cared for a time. the dennis millers the cast of fox and friends the morning show that used to talk about now what do you do with all that turkey after thanksgiving. we have our special guest on today who says you can make your own jerky with a magnifying glass and some salt. that was what fox and friends was pre9/11. jacki: right. hal: that's what they were, competing with good morning america. it was not a hard-hiking news show. jacki: do you have that recipe, by the way? that would be delicious. hal: really? i call it antjerky, you use the same process as you did with ants as a child magnifying glass and salts and you just burn the turkey like that. you can leave it in the sandwich, the bread freeze dry the whole thick. that is before this device was available. honestly, this is what fox and friends was pre9/11. then 9/11 happened, blocks from where tees italiots live. i've met these folks. i was hosting talk soup before 9/11 and shooting when it happened. we had clips from fox and friends. they were apolitical clips. these were just guests of the hosts i was talking abou
'm like you want me to come back. okay. >> they should have had dennis miller rebut him. mip, mip, mip. >> stephanie: eddie in virginia you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi eddie. >> caller: yeah, since the homosexuals have higher rates of domestic violence and murder -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: where are you getting that from? >> you google it. >> everything on google is true -- >> you google it and then do empirical research to back it up. >> i can do it right now. >> yeah, what link is she looking for -- >> the medical maladities -- >> stephanie: what? >> caller: have you guys ever heard of aids by the way? >> oh, no. >> the diet candy. >> the majority of people around the world who hiv and aides are straight. you do realize that. >> caller: well, getting back to my point -- >> stephanie: go back to your first statistic, gays have higher rates of domestic violence and what else? >> suicide, drug abuse, murder -- >> stephanie: eddie all of that is completely untrue but go ahead -- >> caller: i invite people to research themselves. >> stephanie: okay. sure.
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